Sloths. Pizza. Chaos. Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars is the fast-paced multiplayer competitive twin-stick shooter of your slothy dreams & the sequel to Battlesloths. Compete with up to four human players or AI sloths. Use a myriad of weaponry to destroy your enemies in a quest to... EAT. ALL. PIZZA!
The core gameplay of this twin-stick shooter revolves around competing against up to 3 other players (human or AI) to collect and return pizza slices to your base. Players can choose from a diverse arsenal of 20 unique weapons, each with their own distinct strategies and playstyles. The result is a frenetic, chaotic experience that reviewers consistently describe as "fast-paced" and "a ton of fun," especially when playing with friends in local co-op.
The game offers 4 distinct competitive modes to enjoy. In "Slice Hunt," you must collect pizza slices dropped by defeated opponents and return them to your base to score points. "Golden Slice" mode tasks players with retrieving a single, randomly spawned golden slice before their rivals. "Sloth Hunt" is a classic deathmatch where the objective is to rack up the most kills, while "Last Sloth Standing" pits players against each other in a battle royale-style format with limited lives.
The game's levels are not mere static arenas, but rather feature a variety of environmental hazards and interactive elements that can dramatically impact the flow of a match. Reviewers highlight obstacles like exploding nukes, attacking harpies, and treacherous quicksand, all of which players must navigate and utilize strategically.
In addition to the diverse weaponry, the game offers an extensive collection of over 1,000 customizable hats that players can unlock and equip to their sloth. This high degree of personalization allows for a greater sense of expression and individuality.
While the gameplay loop and variety of modes are generally well-received, some reviewers have expressed concerns about the game's long-term replayability, noting that it can become repetitive after multiple playthroughs. The lack of significant post-launch content updates is also cited as a potential drawback.