Lotion samurai

by Retsu Teikoku

The Developer Says...

Manipulate a lotion-covered samurai, defeat the ninjas who are blocking them, and aim for escape from the ninja castle! Further ranking function supported! Compete with rival samurai all over the world for clear time!

Players Like...

❤ Gameplay Mechanics

Players slide a lotion-coated warrior through a ninja castle, using wall kicks and momentum instead of traditional walking. The character automatically eliminates enemies on contact, turning escape into a fluid, high-speed dance of survival.

❤ Movement and Control

Precise mouse or gamepad controls let players switch control methods instantly. Sliding becomes an art form - players kick walls, redirect momentum, and thread through tight spaces with increasingly sophisticated techniques.

❤ Combat System

Touch an enemy, and they instantly fall. This stripped-down combat design keeps focus on movement, transforming each encounter into a split-second navigation challenge.

❤ Stage Design

Six meticulously crafted levels demand players learn complex terrain interactions. Each stage tests acceleration techniques, rewarding players who master micro-movements and understand momentum's nuanced physics.

❤ Player Progression

The skill curve rewards experimentation. Early attempts involve chaotic sliding, while advanced runs transform into precise, lightning-fast escapes that shave milliseconds off previous times.

❤ Key Gameplay Highlights

The experience delivers pure, kinetic joy - turning a ridiculous premise into a surprisingly sophisticated action challenge.

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